If somebody doesn't have any talent, get off the stage! You're wasting my time..

People will always be around to tell you you're no good or you're wrong or unwise to keep doing what you want to do. They're wrong. They're always wr….

I don't think there's any thrill in the world like doing work you're good at..

For my money, insecurity, depression, etc, can be healed by way of El Morocco, sad songs at 4am, and the pop of a champagne cork.

I find it easier to abstain than do a little bit of anything. I'm not a 'little bit' kind of dame. I want it all, whatever I do..

I love holidays in New York. I love `em. I want to celebrate something all the time and New York has holidays for every day of the week, practically.….

There will always be ladies who lunch. Always. And apparently they live a long time..

I’d like to discover life. Quite frankly I don’t know how to be happy. I have not a clue. I only serve — and I don’t say that with any grandeur. I ju….

And why not do something new every day of your life? Change! Change!.

Two drinks a day. Two drinks a day. TWO DRINKS A DAY! It doesn't work! Not when you want eleven, and not when you start shopping for wine glasses in ….

I don't know what should have happened in my life, but I do know that I'm dancing as fast as I can..

Why haven't I made more movies? Nobody asked me..

I felt that I committed myself too much. I promised too much. But that way it's exciting..

This is a time in my life where I'm gonna behave like an elegant human being. Or not..

I don't dislike the way I look. I think I look fine. I think I look extraordinary for 88. And I've got energy. Out of my way..

You cannot tell an audience a lie. They know it before you do; before it's out of your mouth, they know it's a lie..

When you're dealing with your life, my God, you gotta tell the truth..

It gets tiring being a smartass..

I am not influenced by other human beings. But I am inspired..

You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny..

New York is like a disco, but without the music.