You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you..

Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know..

The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you're not going to stop just because one series is over; you're going to go and find something el….

Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese..

I often meet frustrated young writers who say they've only got so far and just can't finish a book. Even if you don't happen to use what you've worke….

Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries..

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese..

Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss..

Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers.

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared..

A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon..

There is no such thing as a happy ending. Every culture has a maxim that makes this point, while nowhere in the Universe is there a single gravestone….

A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums..

Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!.

Don't hate me forever, Arty," whispered Holly. "I couldn't bear that..

If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees..

'Insanity... I like it.".

Oh, I'm crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, OCD. I've got them all, but most of all, I'm crazy….

Trust me. I'm a genius..

In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getti….

Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional..