I feel the acting conservatory taught me how to be a working actor in the 1700s. We learned stuff like 'to the back of the auditorium, to the back of….

I care a lot; I'm very sensitive..

I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is..

The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president has. Whoever has t….

I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about..

You can make fun of your own a lot easier than someone else's..

You can't really feel the direct change from one president to another versus people closer to you in local elections..

I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts..

If the crowd is full of assholes, it's no fun. If the crowd is cool, it's great..

I just grew up with it [The Simpsons]. The first season came on when I was 5, 6 years old, and the show evolved as I was growing up and got funnier a….

I feel like we put all the weight on the president, rather than distributing the weight to all of the elected officials..

Like I said, a sketch is one joke. They shouldn't really be more than a minute, two minutes. There are some shows where the sketch goes on for five m….

I'm not a very good actor, so I break character all the time..

I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me..

Wonder Showzen is one of my favorite shows of all time. When I first saw it, I thought it was so funny and new and original and edgy and insane and s….

When I'm watching South Park I don't think it's written by neo-Nazis. They know exactly what they're doing..

I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body..

Do you think we're going to hit a tipping point and the world's going to end?.

All motivation is defined by intention. If the intention is to hurt, divide, or belittle, it's wrong; if it's an attempt to cope with or make sense o….

Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square inch as possible..

I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't….