I want those young whipper-snappers to know that in days past we actually used to kill trees and make those things called books..

Falling in love was a solo act. I knew that, had learned that the hard way. You just jumped and hoped your parachute opened. Sometimes you looked up ….

She’s a smart woman. I love that. Intelligence is a wonderful and powerful aphrodisiac. To me, it enhances beauty, makes an ordinary woman look like ….

Every man kills the things that he loves. Some with a look, some with flattery, the coward with a kiss..

every day a million miracles begin at sunrise!.

Physical attraction was about aesthetics, not sexual performance, not mental stimulation. Without a mental connection, a remarkable sexual performanc….

the only perfect people are dead people, because their the only ones who can't make mistakes!.

changing horses doesn't mean the ride'll get any better!.

For some of us love comes into the room, kicks her shoes off, finds the most comfortable sofa, and lies down, rests, has no intention of going anywher….

love is a mental illness, an obsessive-compulsive disorder romanticized!.

We're all living contradictions, trying to survive in a world filled with hypocrites.

Love is for the soul and sex is for the body. Both cry out for satisfaction.

nothings promised, not the rest of tonight, not all of tomorrow!.

People know your tragedies and they treat you like you’re not human. Like you’re a three-headed goat. A monster from some other planet. They keep rem….

i can become a new woman every day until i like the woman i become, then i can become her for a while, if not forever!.

early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable!.

desire is a beast that must be fed!.

I deserved to find pleasure that surpassed my imagination, better than any I had experienced..

intelligence is always intimidating to those who aren't!.

common sense is the enemy of romance.

marriage is when a man stops disappointing many women and focuses on disappointing one!.