I can never think of the time I spend idling in railway stations as lost; it's a waiting liberated from the three temporal vices of regret, anticipat….

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden..

We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined the Merchant Navy. I teamed up with the brother of the late Dave Morri….

I'm playing all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order.

I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup..

I get airsick just licking an airmail stamp..