Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person..

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder..

The doors of Opportunity are marked 'Push' and 'Pull'..

Life Insurance Motto - Robbing the widows early and orphan..

Contentment: The smother of invention..

The greatest possession is Self-possession..

The worst thing about cynicism is its truth..

The danger lies not in the big ears of little pitchers, but in the large mouths..

Those who 'cursed the day they were born' must have been infant prodigies..

The Doctor's Motto: Have patients..

The self-made man is often proud of a poor job..

The wages of Gin is Debt..

Economy is the thief of time..

An ounce of convention is worth a pound of explanation..

Busy people are never busybodies..

Imagination makes cowards of us all..

Where there is a will there's a law suit..

Better a live doggerel than a dead sonnet..