Ego: The only thing that can keep growing without nourishment..

If it required some effort to go from today to tomorrow, some people would always remain in yesterday..

The disadvantage of becoming wise is that you realize how foolish you've been..

The only place where you can find equality is in the cemetery..

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much..

In a democracy, you believe it or not; in a dictatorship, you believe it or else..

Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games..

If you want to be different nowadays, just act normal..

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it..

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week..

All things come to him who waits, but they are mostly leftovers from those who didn't wait..

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well..

The lazy man claims he is too heavy for light work and too light for heavy work..

A dictator's chief problem is keeping the stomachs of his subjects full while keeping their heads empty..

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose..

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space..

Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once..

Do a little more every day than you are expected to do, and soon you will be expected to do more..

There are two kinds of leaders: those who are interested in the flock, and those who are interested in the fleece..

You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile..

There's only one thing worse than to live without working, and that is to work without living..