Occupation: Comedian
I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed..
Stupidity is a luxury and you will find time and time and time and again that those who are overwhelmingly on the left are those who can afford to be..
First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle..
My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front..
Justice demands that the good and hard-working be rewarded and the evil and the lazy be punished (if only by the withholding of the rewards of doing ….
Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House..
Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em yo….
Further, it would take one of those impossible coincidences that the Modern Liberal relies on so heavily to explain how it is that the two most relig….
I explain how America hatred and Jew hatred are [INDEMIC] to Modern Liberalism and delve deeper into why it is the otherwise good and decent people w….
Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school..
We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray..
Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green..
What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'.
In order to eliminate discrimination, the Modern Liberal has opted to become utterly indiscriminate..
Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions..
Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism. Yet he is the one we have been waiting for. That is humble?.
Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami..
If they weren't so dangerous and destructive, one could smile and pat the Modern Liberal on the head and tell him how cute he is and go on about the ….
Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done..