I had enough brain to live a stupid life..

If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent..

Aging is tedious, but it is the only way to live long..

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality..

Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor..

Health is when it hurts in a new place every day..

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how ol….

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth..

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa..

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing..

Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice..

You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it..

Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything..

Optimism is lack of information..

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late..

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly..

It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him..

Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt..

Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled..

All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style..

Women critics are amazons in climax..