When love is out of your life, you're through in a way. Because while it is there it's like a motor that's going, you have such vitality to do things….

Esther Williams? Wet, she's a star. Dry, she ain't..

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be..

I come out before an audience and maybe my house burned down an hour ago, maybe my husband stayed out all night, but I stand there. ... I got them wi….

Any woman who can’t say a four-letter word sometimes is deceitful..

I've done everything in the theatre except marry a property man..

Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it's no fun any more..

Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show..

Wrong is for other people..

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!.

I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company..

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they d….

Without love it is like having a good song without an audience..

I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked..

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then whe….

You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now they're going to be out! Finished! Then it'll be my tu….

For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe..

Anyone who can't say blank is deceitful..

Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience..