Occupation: Author Birth: October 27, 1950
I always liked people who are older. Of course, every year it gets harder to find them..
What do they do in these [private] clubs, anyway? Sit around saying things like 'Thank God I'm here. No Jews! What fun! This is living, huh? Look! No….
When you reach a certain age, suddenly there are lots of people younger than you, which is really startling..
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house..
You can be nasty when you are young, but you really have to be older to achieve bitterness..
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep..
If people don't hold grudges, it means they just don't care what people do..
Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers..
If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum..
Life is so absurd now that it is almost impossible to be a satirist in this era..
Food is an important part of a balanced diet..
No one earns $100 million. You steal $100 million..
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you h….
Think before you speak. Read before you think. This will give you something to think about that you didn't make up yourself - a wise move at any age,….
The downfall of most diets is that they restrict your intake of food..
Randomness scares people. Religion is a way to explain randomness..
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you..
This idea that people have to love and understand each other is absurd. It's not human nature..
If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left wit….
Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motio….
China is not a great idea: capitalism and a dictator. It's like the two worst possible things you could imagine together. It's a very bad idea..