Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible..

If a large city can, after intense intellectual efforts, choose for its mayor a man who merely will not steal from it, we consider it a triumph of th….

I know of no more disagreeable sensation than to be left feeling generally angry without anybody in particular to be angry at..

As wounded men may limp through life, so our war minds may not regain the balance of their thoughts for decades..

As crowds increase we build our forts of inattention, and the more we talk the easier it is to mean little and listen not at all..

The world is a play that would not be worth seeing if we knew the plot..

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?.

Talk ought always to run obliquely, not nose to nose with no chance of mental escape..

Every man ought to be inquisitive through every hour of his great adventure down to the day when he shall no longer cast a shadow in the sun. For if ….

Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours..

I have found some of the best reasons I ever had for remaining at the bottom simply by looking at the men at the top..

Persecution was at least a sign of personal interest..

Averageness is a quality we must put up with. Men march toward civilization in column formation, and by the time the van has learned to admire the ma….

That is the consolation of a little mind; you have the fun of changing it without impeding the progress of mankind..

Clever people seem not to feel the natural pleasure of bewilderment, and are always answering questions when the chief relish of a life is to go on a….

One learns little more about a man from the feats of his literary memory than from the feats of his alimentary canal..

By rights, satire is a lonely and introspective occupation, for nobody can describe a fool to the life without much patient self-inspection..

We always carry out by committee anything in which any one of us alone would be too reasonable to persist..

Literary people are forever judging the quality of the mind by the turn of expression..

Cast your cares on God; that anchor holds..

Distaste sounds more emphatic when expressed as moral disapproval. With most of us the moral counterblast is nothing more than the angry rendering of….