I'm vile and perverted. I'm obsessed and deranged. I've existed for years but very little has changed. I'm the tool of the government and industry to….

Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibit….

Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy..

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems..

Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity..

Schools train people to be ignorant, with style. They give you the equipment that you need to be a functional ignoramus. American schools* do not equ….

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry..

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced..

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible..

Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are..

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own..

Americans like to talk about (or be told about) Democracy but, when put to the test, usually find it to be an 'inconvenience.' We have opted instead ….

I don't want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don't..

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open..

A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment..

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life..

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library..

The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to m….

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will ….

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE ….

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons..