Occupation: Columnist Birth: November 15, 1881 Death: March 23, 1960
Chaos breeds life, while order breeds success..
I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way..
If, my dear, you seek to slumber; Count of stars an endless number; If you will continue wakeful; Count the drops that make a lakeful; Then if vi….
To err is human; to forgive, infrequent..
There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important..
Money isn't everything, but lack of money isn't anything..
Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them..
I am easily influenced. Compared with me a weather vane is Gibraltar..
Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!.
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel..
Our notion of an optimist is a man who knowing that each year was worse than the preceding, thinks next year will be better. And a pessimist is a man….
Too much truth is uncouth..
Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to..
If a man keeps his trap shut, the world will beat a path to his door..
Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year..
The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the….
Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory..
Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody..
You do not know what you can miss before you try..
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance..
Conscience: A small, still voice that makes minority reports..