Occupation: Baseball Player Birth: September 14, 1933 Death: December 22, 1996
The world is not fair. If you persist in presuming it is, you will create a lot of unnecessary misery for yourself..
If you want to meet girls, by far the best method is to carry a baby or a puppy..
Don't worry about how things are. Watch where they are headed..
Don't worry about where you are. Watch the first derivative..
It is important to expose yourself to ideas you don't agree with from time to time. Attend a political rally of a party you do not like..
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever..
Are you sick and tired of men sniveling and whining about how we women want to smother them? If you can still hear them whining you aren't holding th….