I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get..

You've got to have the guts not to be afraid to screw up..

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff..

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorro….

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I ….

When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with….

A million thoughts went through my mind. What little mind I have..

Every shot makes someone happy..

Because you pray after you play..

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up..

That little boy is driving well and he's putting well. He's doing everything it takes to win. So, you know what you guys do when he gets in here? You….

If the pressure is getting to you, whistle. In a barely audible way. It's the best way I know of to let go of tension. Music gets your mind off the s….

There are days when I can hear men tying their shoe laces in the gallery..

A lot of amateurs are terrified of going up against a player who is clearly better than they are. They never play their best, because they aren't com….

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it..

I'm not a great player, but I'm a damn good one..

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour..

Arnie, you're going to have to buy a bigger jet..

I never had any thought the whole week. I figured my caddie [Jerry Beard] knew the course a lot better than me, so I put out my hand and played whate….

When things are going good they just keep going good..

You would think that Freddy Couples-Nick Price would be the team to beat, but I'll tell you in skins, it's a matter of just hitting it at the right t….