The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet..

You get rid of the fear of death by understanding that it is an integral fact of our existence. You do that through will and reason..

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things..

Once you start a war, you have to win..

They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear..

Take, for example, the African jungle, the home of the cheetah. On whom does the cheetah prey? The old, the sick, the wounded, the weak, the very you….

If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman..

The soldiers currently manning our sophisticated weaponry have room temperature IQ's..

If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you'r….

If you're not a target, you're a failure..

Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?.

One of the biggest lies in the world is that crime doesn't pay. Of course, crime pays..

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime..

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money..

You can't kill ideas. But you can sure shoot the people who hold them.

Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead..

My last fear, the fear of God, died with my faith..