I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds..

When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments - except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let you know right now, there….

I'm not fat. I'm fluffy!.

People can relate to someone who isn't perfect..

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight..

You live by the cake, you die by the cake..

You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what people tell you to do that you'll live a long liv….

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?.

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake..

I just know you can not be on top forever. There's always going to be the next guy, and if I'm going to go down, I'd like to know I helped the next g….

I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me..

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time..

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn..

The best advice bro: is think big, as big as you can possibly think, and shoot for that. The bigger you aim for, the bigger you're going to be. Set t….

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?.

Why would anybody connect to someone who has everything going for them? It's the person who has faults that people want to connect to. So people iden….

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American..

You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos..

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run..

I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake..

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years..