You know what 'DOUBT' stands for? It stands for 'Debate On Understanding Bewildersome Thoughts.'.

Have a mind that's open to everything, get attached to nothing..

I dont know where I come from but Im here now so deal with it..

Five parts of my brain contain alien power, whatever I do or say cannot be denied on the intergalactic highway of existence..

Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives..

If you put that straight jacket on me, I am going to pull your endocrine system out of your body..

My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties..

I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs..

Truth stands for Taking Real Understanding To Heart..

Imagination is the hood ornament on your car of creativity..

If you take shortcuts, you get cut short..

Don't tell me what I'm not doing when I'm doing what you don't think I'm doing!.

There has got to be more to life than being a really, really, ridiculously good actor..

Nothing changes like changes, because nothing changes but the changes..

A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail b….

Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling..

Your heart is the face of your spirit, it holds everything you have been, you are, and what you are going to be..

Theres a woman in Arkansas that's such a bad cook, that a swarm of flies got together and repaired her screen door..

You Know the Most Dangerous Thing In the Water? A Shark Fart..

I'm an angel in an earth suit..

Relationship. R-E-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-H-I-P means this: Really exciting love affair turns into overwhelming nightmare. Sobriety hangs in peril..