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I'm not jealous, and I'm not possessive, and I'm not controlling.
Amen is not the end of a prayer, it just gets us ready to go to the next level.
A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.
If you take shortcuts, you get cut short.
You Know the Most Dangerous Thing In the Water? A Shark Fart.
Never dip lower than you can dip.
I don't know how I got involved in 'Celebrity Wife Swap.' It came from my agent Hugh. He got the opportunity for me.
I'll tell you this: You have to remember to chase and catch your dreams, because if you don't, your imagination will live in empty spaces, and that's nowhere land.
I love love, and I love life. I love. I just love. It's just great. It's the most enduring element we have is love.
Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling.
It's easy .... it's a mind that is open to everything, yet attaches to nothing ... it's called freedom that's what it is, plain and simple!
Imagination is the hood ornament on your car of creativity.
I dont know where I come from but Im here now so deal with it.
You are a gut maggot with no guts.
I am proud to tell Hollywood that I am a Christian. For the first time I am now free to be myself.
Don't tell me what I'm not doing when I'm doing what you don't think I'm doing!
Nothing changes like changes, because nothing changes but the changes.
You know what 'FEAR' stands for? It stands for 'False Evidence Appearing Real.' It's the darkroom where Satan develops his negatives.
T-E-A-M stands for together everyone achieves more.
I'm interested in all things that Donald Trump does. I've known him since 1980. He's a good man.
I consider myself a Texan. I grew up in Texas and Oklahoma.
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