Charters give public school teachers the flexibility to design programs to the individual student needs. They no longer have to go to a distant burea….

I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals..

You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do..

I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen..

The problem, Mr. Fudd, is that you've been having a sublimal effect on everyone in the factory. We're proud of our product, Mr. Fudd, and there's no ….

My future plans are hazy, and I've yet to experience how much cartooning is in my blood and therefore how much I'll miss it. But I have some other in….

You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forge….

The message is not so much that the worms will inherit the Earth, but that all things play a role in nature, even the lowly worm..

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money..

By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'..

What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?.

It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies..

Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.'.

People try to look for deep meanings in my work. I want to say, 'They're just cartoons, folks. You laugh or you don't.' Gee, I sound shallow. But I d….

Perspective was always important. There are some cartoonists who can stand at the foot of a building looking straight up and they'll capture it perfe….

He has been known by many names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, the Prince of Lies, Satan, and at a party once an obnoxious drunk kept calling him "Dude….

A long time ago, I became aware that many of us have a tendency to lump nature into simplistic categories, such as what we consider beautiful or ugly….

The idea for any cartoon (my experience, anyway) is rarely spontaneous. Good ideas usually evolve out of pretty lame ones, and vice versa..

I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird th….

The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing, the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a ….

I never liked my own species..