The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression..

You know those little snow globes that you shake up? I always thought my brain was sort of like that. You know, where you just give it a shake and wa….

If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?.

Charters give public school teachers the flexibility to design programs to the individual student needs. They no longer have to go to a distant burea….

You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forge….

I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen..

The problem, Mr. Fudd, is that you've been having a sublimal effect on everyone in the factory. We're proud of our product, Mr. Fudd, and there's no ….

He has been known by many names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, the Prince of Lies, Satan, and at a party once an obnoxious drunk kept calling him "Dude….

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money..

I never liked my own species..

It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies..

The message is not so much that the worms will inherit the Earth, but that all things play a role in nature, even the lowly worm..

A long time ago, I became aware that many of us have a tendency to lump nature into simplistic categories, such as what we consider beautiful or ugly….

The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing, the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a ….

Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.'.

What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?.

My future plans are hazy, and I've yet to experience how much cartooning is in my blood and therefore how much I'll miss it. But I have some other in….

I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird th….

You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do..

By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'..

I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals..