Explore Quotes by Gary Larson

Hot oil! We need hot oil!... Forget the water balloons!

The problem, Mr. Fudd, is that you've been having a sublimal effect on everyone in the factory. We're proud of our product, Mr. Fudd, and there's no company in the world that build a finer skwoo dwivuh. ... Dang! Now you got me doing it!

Thunderstick?... You actually said, 'Thunderstick?'... That, my friend is a Winchester 30.06.

I never liked my own species. On why so many of his comics are about animals, in an interview.

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'.

The fuel light's on, Frank! We're all going to die! Wait, wait... Oh, my mistake - that's the intercom light.

The great thing about this jungle of ours is that anyone of you could grow up to be Lord of the apes.

Of course, living in an all-glass house has its disadvantages...but you should see the birds smack it.

Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food.

I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.

On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.

Things can be low on the food chain, but that doesn't mean they're lowly.

I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.

I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.

The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing, the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a walnut.

What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?

I think one thing that's important to maintain is a sense of fear, always doubting yourself... a good dose of insecurity helps your work in some ways.

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.

You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.