Occupation: Writer Birth: July 17, 1970
I started noticing a lot of big companies are bored with ads; they feel sort of lost in the advertising world. They're not into magazines anymore..
There's this other world where all comedians want to do is make funny videos. Typically what's happened in the past is that a comedian gets a standup….
"My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back." It's kind of the perfect joke because it's a bait and switch..
If something doesnt feel normal to me, it must be wrong. Failing to have a shred of imaginative empathy is a virtue!.
When you're in nature, inevitably your video is going to involve nature..
I feel like the government is more evil than most corporations..
Once I sold my shares and figured I wanted to get out of the magazine business it was like, "Now I can do whatever I want, anything I want in the wor….
Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible..
I'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe..
I've always found that word ["hipster"] is used with such disdain, like it's always used by chubby bloggers who aren't getting laid anymore and are b….
I'm not a tough guy or a good fighter at all. [Boxing] is just a great way to work out that's not boring. It's also good for your mental health. If y….
I don't want our culture diluted. We need to close the borders now and let everyone assimilate to a Western, white, English-speaking way of life..
I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is..
One of the downsides of being special is that you feel out of place wherever you go..