Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes.

I'd always have it (grease( in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anyt….

Primarily, every rule change over the past ten years has been against the pitchers - lowering the mound and the designated hitter..

Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball..

The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round..

There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny..

They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run..

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping..

Do for yourself or do without..

Greaseball, greaseball, greaseball, that's all I throw him (Rod Carew), and he still hits them. He's the only player in baseball who consistently hit….