The key to getting ahead is setting aside 8 hours a day for work and 8 hours a day for sleep - and making sure they're not the same hours..

If there were any justice in this world, people would occasionally be permitted to fly over pigeons..

The annoying thing about being modest is that you can't brag about it..

The toughest thing about raising kids is convincing them that you have seniority..

Accept good advice gracefully - as long as it doesn't interfere with what you intended to do in the first place..

The trouble with making intelligent suggestions is that you're apt to be appointed to carry them out..

Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools..

One good thing about being young is that you're not experienced enough to know what can't be done..

The really tough thing about humility is you can't brag about it..

The bridges that you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren't there..