I have an amazing ability to forget..

The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks!.

The worst thing is the day you realize you want to win more than the players do..

He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque..

Losing streaks are funny. If you lose at the beginning, you got off to a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you're in a slump. If yo….

You have to bear in mind that Mr. Autry's favorite horse was named Champion. He ain't ever had one called Runner Up..

Baseball and malaria keep coming back..

He (Sandy Koufax) throws a 'radio ball,' a pitch you hear, but you don't see..

He (Don Drysdale) talks very well for a guy who's had two fingers in his mouth all his life..

You can't lead anyone else further than you have gone yourself..

I'm not the manager because I'm always right, but I'm always right because I'm the manager..

Play him, fine him, and play him again..

Most one-run games are lost, not won..

I want everybody to feel he has a chance to get into a game when he comes to the ballpark. I play guys when I want to so they'll be ready when I have….

There should be a new way to record standings in this league; one column for wins, one for losses and one for gifts..