Don't tell 'em - SHOW 'em!.

I can write better plays than any living danced, and dance better than any living playwright..

Whatever you do kid, always serve it with a little dressing..

As a composer I could never find use for over 4 or 5 notes in any musical number, and as a playwright most of my plays have two acts because i couldn….

Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all..

Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!.

Ev'ry heart beats true 'neath the Red, White and Blue.

I don't care what they call me as long as they mention my name..

I don't care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you spell my name right..

You're a grand old flag! You're a high-flying flag, And forever in peace may you wave. You're the emblem of the land I love, The home of the free and….