I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours..

I do not spoil women. ... I don't send them flowers and gifts. . . . I'm saving those gestures until I am an unpleasant old man who must resort to br….

Hope that, in future, all is well, everyone eats free, no one must work, all just sit around feeling love for one another..

I am a reformed Catholic. I'm a Buddhist in other words..

I am annoyed by individuals who are embarrassed by pauses in a conversation. To me, every conversational pause refreshes..

Every well-thought-out rebuttal to dogma, every scrap of intelligent logic, every absurdist reduction of some bullying stance is the antidote..

Acting is like roller skating. Once you know how to do it, it is neither stimulating nor exciting..

The cynical, caustic, acid-tongued New York drama critic Addison De Witt introduces his protege/date of the moment, a bimbo date and so-called actres….

This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and shall react like one..

It's not that it's so good with money, but that it's so bad without it..

"All stories should be completely planned out from beginning to end.".

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck..

I am essential to the theater..

Live. Let nothing be lost upon you. Be afraid of nothing..

The actor is not quite a human being-but then, who is?.

Dear world, I am leaving because I am bored..