Statistics don't lie. It's the people who make up the statistics that lie..

Man's worst enemies are boredom and discontent..

You can get to everywhere from almost anywhere..

There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers..

The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else..

When you don't know where you're at, you don't get upset you're not somewhere else..

People try to live their lives without consequences and end up living lives of no consequence..

I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap..

I love a good non sequitur..