I'm not Jesus Christ but I can turn water into Kool-Aid..

We’re every age at once and tucked inside ourselves like Russian nesting dolls. My mother is an 8 year old girl. My grandson is a 74 year old retiree….

There's 7 billion, 46 million people on the planet.

Imagine a future where we won't be living in the past. I'd be flipping birds like a chicken breast on a spatula..

I don't believe in Hell, but I believe in my parents' couch..

My heart is a colored pencil but my brain is an eraser.

You might think that you're ruined. You might think you're defeated. If you love what you're doing you've already succeeded..

Only one girl has ever really wrapped my stomach into pretzels. She didn’t give me butterflies. She gave me pterodactyls I’m talking terrible intern….

I can't tell if I'm a good person or I'm faking really well.

Because there are 7 billion 47 million people on the planet And I have the audacity to think I matter I know it's a lie but I prefer it to the alte….

Don't fall asleep yet. Contrary to popular belief, that's not where dreams get accomplished..