There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil..

The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists..

Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people..

Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work..

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks..

We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be..

Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be..

Hate-on-the-highway is an institution occupying a high place in our modern civilization....The godawful glares that drivers exchange as they pass eac….

Put it back in the horse!.