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I have a suicide impulse.
There was so much to learn and it was all fun. But the best part was getting a laugh from an audience. That was like drowning in candy.
You can go into Mark Twain's material and prove anything you want. He was against war. He was for war. He was against rich people and he was for them. He was a kaleidoscope
One of the problems with putting Huck Finn into a movie or on the stage is, you always make the white people stupid and racist. The point is, they don't know they're racist.
There's no good guys and bad guys.
Man is the religious animal. He is the only one that's got true religion, several of them.
We live in a democracy. We have this extraordinary opportunity to use our mind and say what we think, speak as we think. Sometimes what we say is objectionable to other people. But that is part of a free society
We don't have truth delivered to us very often, especially in this very commercialized world.
I don't have a director. The audience directs me.
The main thing about money, Bud, is that it makes you do things you don't want to do.
I got a feeling about political correctness. I hate it. It causes us to lie silently instead of saying what we think.
Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss.
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