If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie..

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money..

I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them..

Growing up in Kentucky, I used to hang out with four running buddies as a kid - 6, 10, and 11 years old. Two of them would later come out, and so 50 ….

Mainly, when I go see a show, unfortunately it's more industrial espionage than it is going to actually enjoy a show..

People think that the arts are optional and they aren't. They teach a level of emotional depth that's equally important to mathematic skill. You can ….

The pop musicians often leave meaning in the dust and substitute it for cartoons. The deeper artists - the grunge artists in the world and the emotic….

There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing..

I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate..

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine..

I'm a writer, so I like dissecting things..

Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barke….

Political and social change is always a stagger-step process. One step forward, two steps back. They want you to give up..

Cold Case Files and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like all the news….

The Bush administration made us nostalgic for ... well, any other time in history..

If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to include the LGBTQ community in that. And if y….

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer..

Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids..

I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that..

Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer..

If I have anything, it's tenacity..