You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love..

Boredom is your mind and body's way of telling you you're not living up to your potential..

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions..

People think that the arts are optional and they aren't. They teach a level of emotional depth that's equally important to mathematic skill. You can ….

The pop musicians often leave meaning in the dust and substitute it for cartoons. The deeper artists - the grunge artists in the world and the emotic….

Growing up in Kentucky, I used to hang out with four running buddies as a kid - 6, 10, and 11 years old. Two of them would later come out, and so 50 ….

Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barke….

Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer..

Political and social change is always a stagger-step process. One step forward, two steps back. They want you to give up..

I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them..

If I have anything, it's tenacity..

I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that..

Cold Case Files and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like all the news….

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie..

The Bush administration made us nostalgic for ... well, any other time in history..

Mainly, when I go see a show, unfortunately it's more industrial espionage than it is going to actually enjoy a show..

There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing..

I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate..

I'm a writer, so I like dissecting things..

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer..

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money..