I honestly don't know how you live without having a cat inside your house. It's like having a little living piece of art that is also very warm and s….

There were sirens and the cops were there and they took me to the police station and I got arrested, it was really embarrassing. They actually just- ….

Why is it called Piggie-back riding? I'm not a piggie!.

We've got to keep 6 billion people happy without destroying our planet. It's the biggest challenge we've ever faced....but we're taking it on..

So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of your pants..

Being silly is still allowed, not excluded by adulthood. What's excluded by adulthood is thoughtlessness, so be thoughtful and silly.

I need Harry Potter like a grindylow needs water..

Making an un-perfect decision is far, far better than not making a decision, which is the worst possible decision you could make..

Some days, it seems to me like the purpose of life is to convert energy into beauty..

I also live in the present, due to the constraints of the space-time continuum..

And when I think about that sunrise that I woke up to that morning, I just feel like I got as close to nowhere as I could get, and found out that it ….

Stop listening to people telling us we need to hate each other.

It seems no matter what I read I think 'this is not Harry Potter.'.

I'm also pretty impressive when I'm shoving the neck of a lute into someone's chest cavity..

So the president is like, "Well, once upon a time it was Congress's job to decide whether or not we attacked countries, so let's let them decide." Wh….

What does it mean that social structures among young people are so often predicated upon trying really, really hard to appear to not-be-trying?.

I have very little patience for teachers who teach their students things that are wrong..

Read books. Care about things. Get excited. Try not to be too down on youself. Enjoy the ever present game of knowing..

You are always a little bit wrong.

We often just accept the things that we like, and complain a lot about the things that we don't like. But if we could, like, intensely dwell on the r….

Think of people as people, not problems that need to be solved..