Some were beggars, some were kings, and some were masters of the arts. But in their shame they're all the same, these men with broken hearts..

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel..

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots..

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn..

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord..

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne..

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living..

Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?.

I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five..

If you mind your own business, you`ll stay busy all the time..

Why don't we all just get a long-neck?.

We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history..

The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made..

No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child..

They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I'm afraid it's so. Cause they're over crowded and it was only his fifth offense..

If they don't have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me..

I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every t….

Today is a sad day in Country music. We have lost another piece of history. George Jones was not only a good singer, but was a good friend. He will b….

I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that'll do anything between..

Have pity on a dinosaur..

It was only his fifth offense, and this time he's killed someone..