When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever..

When I'm doing shows I don't need much from a city. All I'm looking for is a good meal and a decent spot to have a couple drinks..

I don't even know how to use a semicolon to this day; I use a comma every time. And you know what? If I email somebody and they get upset about me us….

I didn't really get into comedy until a couple months before I started doing comedy..

I like smoking at home. I like it to be one of the last things I do that day. I don't wake and bake at all; I couldn't do that. If I'm waking and bak….

The jokes now, it's just more stories and personal experiences. And just talking about things that really happened. It's just becoming more comfortab….

I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was, 'Why do you want to work at Starbucks?' Uh, because my life is in shambles..

I can work as a writer, but I wanted to do stand-up. And I knew I could, at worst, work as a stand-up. And I like to travel, and I knew I wanted to d….

If you want to do anything, you got to go do it. Perform a lot, write a lot, make yourself better. Use the Internet, make videos, create content..

I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real..

We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it..

I don't want to die before Will Smith 'cause then I miss that awesome 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' marathon..

There's no room for failure performing [stand-up] for a black audience. If you don't get them right away it's tough winning them back even if you're ….

I'm a dumb guy. My point of view is limited..

Social media is interesting. It helps me connect with fans. It's immediate. It's a big part of my touring business - getting the word out via Twitter….

I feel like comedy is doing well right now because there's so many avenues to be seen. Whether it's through the Internet with social media or web vid….

I didn't audition for 'SNL.' I sent in a tape to 'SNL' the year before I started writing there, but I got the job there through doing stand-up on Fal….

I smoke occasionally, but it's not a part of my routine. I mean, I don't need it..

I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns..

There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have….

I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon..