I don't tie my shoes right. I tie them the way you would tie a gift, like a bow..

I had a phase where I had a mustache. There was several times where I had a mustache. I had a mustache in high school because South Asian men can pot….

It's always fun when you see different comics at different weights or with different hair..

I don't drink before shows..

Telling me that I’m obsessed with talking about racism in America is like telling me I’m obsessed with swimming when I’m drowning..

My brother had a mustache, and when my brother had a mustache, it was cool. When I had a mustache, everyone just assumed I'm an immigrant and I don't….

When I used to wash my hair with a two-for-one shampoo and conditioner, I would wash it twice, which is completely unnecessary, because that's the po….

There are some dogs that are gigantic that look like they shouldn't be in existence..

I am able to apply certain things to my craft that maybe other comedians don't, because I'm a devotee..

Horse is fine. I'll ride a horse..

We've never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning.

I'm always kind of in my head thinking..