I think all Internet comments should be disengaged. But I kind of live and die by it. It's completely irresistible. It's not like comedy. When I do a….

I hate smoking sections. Unless we're talking about the movie 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey. Then the smoking section is my favorite part..

What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack a mole accident-and I'm d….

I wanna open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant and call it Tapas the Morning to Ja..

I'm not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I'm gay..

Wheat Thins? Call me when they're Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat!.

I'm very reactive, I think. I'm down to throw down with people. Online, of course. Not in person..