I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead..

It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get them interested. Wake them up and let them know that their season is coming, the good times ar….

When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever..

I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better..

I know it is the fans that are responsible for me being here. I've always tried in each and every broadcast to serve the fans to the best of my abili….

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico..

Hello again, everybody... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball..

You could tell he (President Ronald Reagan) was an old radio guy. He never once looked at the television monitor..

Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad..

Not only do I like to go to bars because I like to drink, I do like to drink, but I go because who do you see there? Baseball fans..

You know Alou's name spelled backwards is Uola? That sounds like a first name, Uola..

Oh, I get a little tired now and then, but knowing my lifestyle, that's only natural..

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs..

I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the….

Scott Bullett, as he takes left field, is getting congratulations from everybody. He and his daughter are parents of a new baby..

My whole philosophy is to broadcast the way a fan would broadcast..

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?.

I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more..

Someday, the Chicago Cubs are going to be in the World Series....

They (Expos fans) discovered 'boo' is pronounced the same in French as it is in English..

You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games..