The word gratitude is not part of the Hollywood dictionary..

I have never met a grateful performer in the movies..

If you must get in trouble, do it at the Chateau Marmont..

I have a foolproof device for judging whether a picture is good or bad. If my fanny squirms, it's bad. If my fanny doesn't squirm, it's good..

I dont have ulcers, I give them.