Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will ….

People who become comedians… come from pain, come from conflict..

I played Hamlet, I played Chekhov and Ibsen and all the classics..

Tape "Seinfeld" for me..

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana..

Funny is when you're serious..

And it's tough traveling. You know, the hotels and the airports and all that. That part, eating and getting around to the hotel room and then going o….

Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building..

I went to the Goodman School of Drama in Chicago..