If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner.

In form and feature, face and limb, I grew so like my brother That folks got taking me for him And each for one another. For one of us was born a twi….

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner, And take to light claret instead of pale ale; Look down with an utter contempt upon butter, And ne….

Electric telegraphs, printing, gas, Tobacco, balloons, and steam, Are little events that have come to pass Since the days of the old regime. And, spi….

I wish I knew the good of wishing..