Occupation: Cartoonist Birth: February 29, 1968
When the messenger arrives and says 'Don't shoot the messenger,' it's a good idea to be prepared to shoot the messenger, just in case..
Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that..
Only cheaters prosper..
Right now I've got just two rules to live by. Rule one: don't taunt elephants. Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants. -Sergeant ….
Where's your sense of adventure? It died under mysterious circumstances. My sense of self-preservation found the body, but assures me it has an airti….
If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it..
The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate..
Maxim 20: If you’re not willing to shell your own position, you’re not willing to win. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
Some survived due to advancements in engineering. Personally I'd take a vaccine over living in an iron lung. http://www.theatlantic.com/national/arch….
Maxim 3: An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
Spy' is such a short ugly word. I prefer 'espionage.' Those extra three syllables really say something..
The size of the promised paycheck is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it..
As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me. -Captain Tagon.