I've had people come up to me, as home viewers, and tell me they were screaming at the TV, yelling at each other, yelling at the contestants..

I needed time to stand back and go through a lot more experience in life. Then I have something to write about, joke or to animate..

I think the solution to making this world better is if we would just be healthy, mentally..

I am beloved by millions..

I was totally involved in Bobby's World from the time we started the idea to sitting with the artists on how he would look, to the script meetings, t….

If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? If I'm a game show host, will I get an offer to do a dramatic role in a movi….

I've been chased. I've been pushed. I've been screamed at. I've been verbally abused. I've been afraid for my safety. But I did it all in the name of….

My parents both had a great sense of humor, and always laughed a lot. One night, when they were watching Candid Camera, I finally understood what com….

We sat down and told stories that happened to us in our childhood, to our children. They were all basically based on the truth. These stories were fu….

I'm fascinated by mankind. I grew up watching 'Candid Camera' and thought it was funnier than any standup, any joke, anything that could possibly be ….

If we take care of our mental health like our dental health; we'll be ok..

There's no skill. You can be a rock and move into another tax bracket..

People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world..

You can go home with a lot of money with absolutely no skill..

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger..

The success of any stand-up act comes out of life experience..

I can go to a lot of games, but I'm not a player. I'm kind of an observer. That's why I think I do what I do in life. I just observe. That's what I f….

Now I have new stories and I feel refreshed. There is talk of Bobby's World eventually coming back. I would be happy to do that..

Bobby's World touched a lot of people. That's why the family's last name is Generic. Uncle Ted is based on uncles we've all had..

It's really not that hard. If I do a Tonight Show, it's six or seven minutes. If I do a concert, it's 90 minutes. If I do an interview, that's 15 min….

I don't know if I'm teaching my kids right, but you have to go with your own instincts. You can't be so sure that other people are going to do right ….