and he would probably not agree with my conviction that a sense of humor is the main measure of sanity. But who can say for sure? Humor is a very pri….

Most people who deal in words don't have much faith in them and I am no exception..

I keep my mouth shut now. I've turned into a professional coward..

Buy the ticket, take the ride..

My life has been the polar opposite of safe, but I am proud of it and so is my son, and that is good enough for me. I would do it all over again with….

A man can live on his wits and his balls for only so long..

Insanity is a legal term. Crazy is an art form..

Richard Nixon was a criminally insane Monster - Bill Clinton is a black-hearted Swine of a friend..

The whole framework of the presidency is getting out of hand. It's come to the point where you almost can't run unless you can cause people to saliva….

It's the difference between watching a football game between two teams you don't care about, and watching a game where you have some kind of personal….

The next MVP of the Super Bowl is just as likely to have been a full-time grocery store bagger last year as a Heisman Trophy winner..

That is the problem with this rich and anguished generation. Somewhere a long time ago they fell in love with the idea that politicians- even the sli….

You can't miss what you never had..

You won't find reasonable men on the tops of tall mountains..

it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary..

The room was very quiet. I walked over to the TV set and turned it on to a dead channel-white noise at maximum decibels, a fine sound for sleeping, a….

The most consistent and ultimately damaging failure of political journalism in America (is that it) has its roots in the clubby/cocktail personal rel….

And in fact the only way I can deal with this eerie situation at all is to make a conscious decision that I have already lived and finished the life ….

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in ….

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination..

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously..