Bush is a natural-born loser with a filthy-rich daddy who pimped his son out to rich oil-mongers. He hates music, football and sex, in no particular ….

All golfers fear the one-iron. It has no angle, no loft. The one-iron is a confidence-crusher, a fear trip, an almost guarantee of shame, failure, du….

In the meantime, I would drink, rest, and ponder the meaning of this mob..

There is nothing Modern about doing dumb things for dumb reasons..

I never claimed to be anything more than a nice guy and an athlete..

The importance of Liking Yourself is a notion that fell heavily out of favor during the coptic, anti-ego frenzy of the Acid Era--but nobody guessed b….

If there is in fact, a heaven and a hell, all we know for sure is that hell will be a viciously overcrowded version of Phoenix..

A man who has blown all his options can't afford the luxury of changing his ways. He has to capitalize on whatever he has left, and he can't afford t….

God's mercy on you degenerate swine..

Anything worth doing is worth doing well..

Get out of control, but appear under control. It?s not bad to alarm other people, though ? it?s good for them..

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. It makes you behave like the v….

I'd almost prefer [Richard] Nixon. I'd say [Bill] Clinton is every bit as corrupt as Nixon, but a lot smoother..

There may be flies on you and me, but there are no flies on Jesus..

Because the writer must be a participant in the scene, while he's writing it — or at least taping it, or even sketching it. Or all three. Probably th….

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect..

Old God sure was in a good mood when he made this place..

Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday..

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge..

Richard Nixon was an evil man - evil in a way that only those who believe in the physical reality of the Devil can understand it. He was utterly with….

People think I watch TV too much, but they are wrong. There is a huge difference between merely "watching" TV and learning to respond aggressively to….