As long as I'm learning something, I figure I'm OK - it's a decent day..

The only difference between the sane and the insane is that the sane have the power to lock up the insane..

Fiction is based on reality unless you're a fairy-tale artist, you have to get your knowledge of life from somewhere. You have to know the material y….

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop..

In some circles, the Mint 400 is a far, far better thing than the Superbowl, the Kentucky Derby, and the lower Oakland roller derby finals all rolled….

We cannot expect people to have respect for law and order until we teach respect to those we have entrusted to enforce those laws..

Nixon was no more a saint than he was a great president..

Old elephants limp off to the hills to die; old Americans go out to the highway and drive themselves to death with huge cars..

Not a wasted word. This has been a main point to my literary thinking all my life..

It was wonderful, a stunning happy ending to what began as another tragic rock & roll story, as if Bob Dylan had been arrested in Miami for jacking o….

I am a road man for the lords of karma..

My greatest talent is in my ability to choose good friends. It's about as important as things get..

I think I'm going to have to get a flying license very soon, and maybe one of those Lear jets. It beats motorcycles all to hell..

I miss Nixon. Compared to these Nazis we have in the White House now, Richard Nixon was a flaming liberal..

There’s a lot of things wrong with this country, but one of the few things still right with it is that a man can steer clear of the organized bullshi….

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled..

I feel trapped if I know I can't kill myself at anytime.

I had a truly horrible dream last night ... [Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mike Tyson and I] were on our way to a TV studio for a debate about his long-time….

No one HAS to do something he doesn’t want to do for the rest of his life. But then again, if that’s what you wind up doing, by all means convince yo….

Remember this, folks - I am a Hillbilly, and I don't always Bet the same way I talk. Good advice is one thing, but smart gambling is quite another..

Familiarity seems to breed contempt.