Not everybody is comfortable with the idea that politics is a guilty addiction. But it is..

That's where Time magazine lives ... way out there on the puzzled, masturbating edge, peering through the keyhole and selling what they see to the bi….

The behavior of the crowd at Churchill Downs is like 100,000 vicious Hyenas going berserk all at once in a space about the size of a 777 jet or the W….

Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks, a gang of vicious monkeys jerking off in a zoo cage... more disgusting by nature….

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise..

I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side..

All my life, my heart has sought a thing I cannot name. Remembered line from a long- forgotten poem.

A man never stoops so low as when he rises to the challenge of politics..

Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the head with a big rubber basketball shoe..

Freedom is something that dies unless it's used..

I knew a Buddhist once, and I've hated myself ever since..

There is a huge body of evidence to support the notion that me and the police were put on this earth to do extremely different things and never to mi….

It's hard to say what I meant by "as we know it." I'm not about to go up on a mountain on new year's eve and wait for the lightening to strike..

For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth..

I'll call New York for some cash..

Liberalism itself has failed, and for a pretty good reason. It has been too often compromised by the people who represented it..

As hideous and dumb as it sounds, I wouldn't be at all surprised by an invasion of Iraq on September II. I'll take a long shot bet on that..

But I am in the gambling business, for good or ill; it is the business I have chosen, and the only governing rule that we all recognize is: always si….

Justice is expensive in America. There are no Free Passes... You might want to remember this, the next time you get careless and blow off a few Parki….

Good news is rare these days, and every glittering ounce of it should be cherished and hoarded and worshipped and fondled like a priceless diamond..

Fiction is a bridge to the truth that journalism can't reach..