The difference between burlesque and the newspapers is that the former never pretended to be performing a public service by exposure..

The only social justice movements worth fighting for are the struggles for justice where you lose, you lose, you lose- until you win..

When you're young, you get blamed for crimes that you didn't commit. When you are old, you get credit for virtues that you never had. I guess it all ….

You've really got to wear a chastity belt in Washington to preserve your journalistic virginity. Once the secretary of state invites you to lunch a….

All governments are run by liars and nothing they say should be believed..